*buys kinky bra for looking hot in front of the mirror at 3am by yourself*
people say ‘I love you’ in a lot of different ways
'get some sleep'
'here have my fries'
'Im gonna draw you something'
Take an umbrella out it’s raining.
text me when you’re home safe
Update: he drank a six pack of Mike’s hard lemonade in under 2 hours & proceeded to throw up. He is very wobbly and tired
DATING TIP: Hold the door for your date. Rip the door off its hinges. Use the door as a weapon to fight off other men. Establish dominance.